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The Runaway Guys - YKYWTMOTRGW

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1. You get OCD every time someone misspells Jon's name as "John" Like omg! It's not that hard people! His name isn't pronouced, "Jo-HAUN!"  If it were spelled "John", people would spit in his face every time they talk to him. LMAO!

2.You are suddenly obsessed with Polo shirts

3. Everytime you see a guy wearing a Polo shirt, you say they are wearing a Chuggaaconroy shirt.

4. You tell your friend, who is also named Jon, to not eat the mushroom.

5. You say to another guy named Tim, In the bathroom!

6. What? You want me to make one for Emile? As if you actually know someone else named Emile!

7. You name your pets after them.

8. You name your pet "Cojiro!"

9. You are actually serious about having three sons, and naming the oldest Tim, the middle one Jon, and the youngest Emile.

10.  You byt two orange cats, and name them Teddy and Kirby.

11. You get a cat, and name it Yoshi, and then when it purrs, you say Yoshi is SO HAPPY!

12. Here's the weirdest one! Ha ha! You buy a bag of M&Ms, and the following colors represent each guy:
Brown - Chugga for Donkey Kong
Green - NCS for Yoshi
Red - Jon for Mario
You save the red, green, and brown ones,  but then they start getting tempting, because they are just sitting there, not being eaten, then you eat them, then you feel depressed for the whole day, because you think you killed The Runaway Guys. Then one of them posts a video, and you have a Forever Alone party, because you relized you didn't kill them.

13. You get akll OCD everytime somone spells Chuggaaconroy with one A.

14. (For girls) You actually have little fan crushes on one, or all of them.

15. And for the guys... you think Lucahjin, and/or Donnabellez are the hottest babes ever! If they were president, they would be called Babe-braham Lincon.

16. Your mom bought you some headphones, because she is sick of hearing Emile and Jon's bitching at eachother.

17. Listening to Chuggaaconroy at full volume is more likely to make you death, then listening to thrash metal at full volume.

18. It doesn't hurt anymore, when Emile screams in your ear, because you are used to it.

19. You copied Emile, and used "Doh, I missed!" as your ringtone.

20. You actually think they are the best men in the world!

21. You think Emile should be president, Tim should be vice president, and Jon should be prime minister of Canadia Land.

22. Every multiplayer game you come across, you think it would be cool if TRG did a playthrough of it.

23. You start talking like them. Exp: Blaming the game for your mistakes, saying "Howdy y'all", and laughing at the stupidest things.

24. If you ever get the chance to touch them, YOU WOULD NEVER WASH THAT HAND AGAIN!!...............Eeeeeewwwwwwww, I hope you don't masturbate with that hand!

25. All your friends know who The Runaway Guys are, just because you won't shut up about them.

26. You know how many stripes are on Chugga's shirt.

27. The best day of your life was when one of the guys replied to your comment or PM.

28. No that was the second. The actual best day of your life was when you met them in real life.

29. You put their videos on DVD. Your future kids must know about them. And then your grandkids, and so on, and so on, and scooby dooby dooby.

30. If anyone EVER dares to insult one of them, you would find their address in the phone book, and fly to the other side of the country JUST to knock on their door, and puch them in the face, and say, "Get some more toilet paper, mother fucker!" and then go home.
                         
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OTHER PEOPLE'S IDEAS:

SkyCubone8:
You are the creator of ProtonConroy

Kingdom-Candy:
1. You dress up as them for Halloween
2. You make your friends watch them
3. You talk about them 24/7

PRTArtist:
You say the epic NO when answering questions

PeachSapling:
You make an entire letter filled with quotes from them to give to your cousin's unborn son.

MrsOm900:
1. You name your Pokemon after them.
2. You include them in all of your stories.
3. One of your OCs is related to them
4. You's steal Emile's shirt.
5. You would fight for Jon's shoe.
6. Your sketchbook is full of drawings of them or OCs from a story with them.

daboredghurl:
1. You talked about it so much a friend finally gave in and watched them.
2. You stay up late at night to see the new video
3. You see references EVERYWHERE

YoshiofRedemption:
You start imagining yourself with them while watching their videos.

TheShapeShifter100:
If you do a martial art, you either do the epic NO! or NCS's Green Rupee scream when punch.

FrostPuppy96:
1. You've rewatched at least one of their LPs at least 5 times.
2. You never get tired of the old re-recurring jokes (ie Steve and Poison Shroom) and may constantly bring them up.
3. You have a special place in your Pikmin group for a red leaf Pikmin you named Steve. 4. You've 'Liked' Steve's Facebook page.
You know you watch to much of the runaway guys when...

The ones that I'm guilty of: 1, 3, 8, 13, 14, 19, 22, and 23

My comments:
1. This was something my Uncle was ranting about, since my uncle's name is also Jon. xD
6. Lazy, I know...
8. I didn't name a pet Cojiro, but I named my plush turtle it. Does that count? xD
12. I had to put one on there about M&M's okay? xD
13. I am guilty of spelling it wrong myself actually T.T
14. A fan crush is when .... how do I describe it? Ok I've been sitting here for 15 minutes, trying to think of how to describe it so I'm just going to say that many fangirls have this. And I used to have one on Chugga, but then I discovered another popluar LPer who has nothing to do with TRG, other then one short series. But I'll never tell ;D
15. Waynes World reference! They're magically babeliscous! SCHWING!
18. Take pout the "when Emile screams in your ear" and THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! :iconimhappyplz:
19. It's not my ringtone, but it's my alarm.
26. This one makes me smile for some reason. I guess you could know how many there are, if you draw him all the time.

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Animeboyianpower's avatar
I've got one!

1) You make RunawayGuys parodies of cartoon songs